So I'm chillin', keepin' it real... When outta the blue one of those little alien visitors tried to abduct my ass. Luckily, I was able to bitch slap him. He then started running around my apartment, while wearing my Dreamcast shirt. The son-of-a-bitch must pay! Luckily before I zapped his ass to the 9th dimension I captured this picture in stunning 3-D. Peace!

- Kelley